Saturday, April 08, 2006

be funny

Things you wont soon see.
  • A Native American Secretary of Agriculture
  • A clothing lined based on the styles of poor Eastern Europeans becoming cool
  • An announcer throwing it, "back to Marv Albert and Bob Knight in the studio" for analysis of the first half of a WNBA regular season contest
  • Bjork on the Apprentice

Yesterday at the same time the doorbell in my building was rung, and there was breaking news on channel 7.
On TV there was a significant gas fire in Queens near laGuardia. At the door a man raised his voice just above loud talking and just below a shout, thus sayeth "Gas Man!"
KeySpan was responsible in both cases.







To further the jokes that come obvious with the premise to Brokeback Mountain

Men, howling: "I wish I could quit you" with curiously accurate intensity and desparation.
Particular to me is an old guy I know from Queens who cries it out that the drop of a hat.


Letterman, at a show i went to...
"it was so cold today in new york even the straight cowboys were cuddling"

add this article to the list...
did you ever see OZ on HBO? (its all time warner)

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