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I was watching sydicated Gilmore Girls on free ABC Family around 11am. Come my way was a commercial for an instructional dance video called, "Byou".
Presumably, "you" is accomplished for $19.99 plus shipping and handling, then you can learn how to dance such that you are you.
Oh and there were blondes in tight fitting clothes to makes sure you new how you arew supposed to look.
This did not even come close to Darrin's Dance Grooves
(aint no lie... bye...bye...bye)

Then about half an hour later a commercial for a 2 cd set of "today best Christian anthems" called Open My Heart came on the same channel. 24 songs featuring todays best Christian artists (oooo its on again) this commercial had lots of yound white people who dressed themselves very cool and were way into this instrumental spirit-led music. Time/Life has always been the keeper of my spiritual compass, thanks again Time Warner Corporation for making my relationship with God so accessable for only 9.99 + shipping and handling.

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