stupified by infotainment

The Quickvote poll at cnn.com today reads as follows

Do you believe a dog could care for a baby?
Yes
No

I am a teacher

One of my students asked me if I would allow an elephant to "poop" on me for a trillion dollars.

I said no.

I did think though, Trillion has a lot of zeros.

things to consider before making up you own mind to this querry:
1. is direct contact with poop implied in the premise.
2. is the money in a lump sum payment or paid out over years (and option would be best)
3. Tax implications
4. What does an elephant eat exactly
5. Elephants are pregnant for 2 years before birth, how long is their digestive track